I'm Fine And Other Lies

Cover Type: Hardcover
Book Condition: Fine
Jacket Condition: Fine
Publisher: Putnam
Publisher Place: New York
Publisher Year: 2017
Edition: First Edition

Description: 274 pages. Ex-Library. (only one small stamp on inside page). Book and Jacket appear to have hardly been read and are both in Fine condition throughout.

Publishers Description: Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page. . . . I presume if youre reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it, youre very bored in an airport, or we used to date and youre trying to figure out if you should sue me or not.Here are all the stories and mistakes Ive made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I dont have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations thatll make you feel way better about your choices, Ive also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes Ive made. Think of this book as everything youd want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn.Im not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. If youre bored at an airport, Im sorry and welcome to most days of my life on the road. And if we used to date, see you in court.

ISBN: 9780735212602